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Can monkeys surf the net... and corrupt our kids?

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Chimpanzee chat rooms, next on Sick, Sad World.

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Put down your weapon. I surrender.

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A little respect for the Stickmata 5000.

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Finest glue gun on the market.

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And I thought you were on your way to a sci-fi convention.

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No, thanks. Reality is bizarre enough for me.

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Why do I get so much fun out of this?

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Past life as a barnacle?

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Don't touch!
It took hours to build.

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It's the subject of a painting.

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You're going to end up one of those old ladies who build their houses out of bottles, aren't you.

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There goes your genius grant.

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Yeah, but maybe Trent will share his with me.

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That's Trent?

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Come on, Daria. Let's go complain about the noise, hmm?

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I don't find it a problem.

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I have unusually sturdy eardrums?

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I think Trent's band might have an opening for a fly girl.

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I think I might have an opening for a new friend.

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Isn't that two guitars?

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Yeah. The other one's Jesse.

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He plays rhythm in Mystik Spiral.

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"Mystik Spiral"?

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Trent's band.

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Sounds like one of those Doors cover bands that play brew pubs.

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Heh, they wish!

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"You're an angel in black

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You sure have a knack

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For putting my heart on a shelf in the back

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I'm waiting my turn

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Oh, when will I learn?

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My poor heart, you're giving it freezer burn. Yeah... "

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Yo, Trent! You wanna turn it down a bit?

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Are you kidding?

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Hey, Daria.

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Can't speak... must speak...

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Whadda ya think of the song?

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It has a beat and you can dance to it, if you have no shame.

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Cool.

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It's called "Icebox Woman. "

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You guys oughta come to the next Mystik Spiral gig.

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We'll put you on the list.

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Daria thinks the name Mystik Spiral sounds like a Doors cover band that plays brew pubs.

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Don't ya, Daria?

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That's not exactly what I...

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maybe you're right.

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Would it help if we spelled mystik with two Y's?

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And I'll spell my name D-A-R-Y-A and be crowned Miss America.

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It might.

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We doing a show this weekend?

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Nah, we're going to Alternapalooza this weekend.

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You're going to Alternapalooza?

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Yeah. It's way out in Swedesville.

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You think your car will make it?

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We're borrowing our drummer's van, the Tank.

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It's indestructible.

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Yeah, but you know, Jess, it eats gas.

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I don't know what we're going to do for gas money.

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I could probably scrounge some up, if you let us come along.

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We'd enjoy that, wouldn't we, Daria?

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Pass me a guitar string so that I might silence my friend.

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Okay, cool, we're there.

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If you can stand being cooped up in a van with Jesse and me for four hours.

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Friends don't let short-waisted friends wear hip-huggers.

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I hate these big plastic things. They're so ugly!

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If I were gonna shoplift, I wouldn't take that cheap thing.

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Quinn, cheap is in this season.

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Oh, then get it, definitely.

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Why are we going to Alternapalooza?

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Isn't that for girls who don't shave?

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As members of the Fashion Club,

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we have to keep up with the latest trends in music and clothes.

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And show everyone that popular kids can be as alternative as geeks.

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Is this alternative?

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If you tuck the top in, no.

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If you let it hang out, yes.

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Do I have to wear clunky shoes?

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When you wear big shoes, the rest of you looks even cuter by comparison.

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Oh. I get it. Maybe I'll shave my head!

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You crack me up, Quinn.

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Look, temporary tattoos.

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Quinn, what is that thing on your arm?

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Don't worry, Mom. It's fake.

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Aww, you got a tattoo to match your personality.

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I'm going to Alternapalooza this weekend.

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This is so I'll fit in.

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And if some guy named Pigpen asks you to be his old lady, hell, you'll be ready.

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I'm also thinking of having my belly button pierced at the mall...

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What?

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No daughter of mine is going to mutilate her body for the sake of some fad!

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Then can I have $29.95 for a removable nose ring?

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No piercing required!

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Good idea.

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You don't need any more holes in your head.

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Daria...

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Hey, Mom, did you go to any festivals back in the sixties?

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Oh, sure. I did my share of partying.

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You mean you experimented with...

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No! Your father went to one of the most famous festivals of the decade.

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Woodstock?

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Altamont!

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Terrible tragedy, but I demanded my money back and I got it.

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Wasn't Altamont free?

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That's the same line they tried to use on me.

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Where'd you get that eye-popping polyester number?

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Daria, it's all about knowing where to shop.

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Wow, you look almost normal. Is this some kind of trick?

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No. I'm going to Alternapalooza.

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Don't panic.

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I think we'll be able to lose each other in a crowd of ten thousand.

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I guess.

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You're not going to Alternapalooza with that top tucked in, are you?

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Have fun at the concert dear.

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Um, thanks.

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Hey, stay away from the brown...

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Jake!

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Remember, Daria: just say no.

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Here's a twenty, for souvenirs or what have you.

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I gave one to Quinn, too. Get yourself something rad.

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Thanks.

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what are you guys gonna do today?

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Pay the bills.

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Wash the cars.

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Wow. Well, remember to take plenty of rest breaks and stay hydrated. Bye.

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Is that lipstick?

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I just had a lollipop.

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Sure you did, kid.

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Ready?

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Sorry, there's only two seats up here, but there's plenty of space in the back.

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Daria, why don't you sit in front with Trent?

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Oh, I'd much rather be in the back with you, Jane.

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Easier to get to your neck.

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Girl talk, huh?

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You know Daria. She's a regular chatterbox.

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Watch your head.

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You know the problem with alternative bands?

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Uh, they're a bunch of cry-babies who suck at sports?

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Yeah!

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Ya think the chicks at this thing will be pierced?

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Piercing is so stupid.

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It's bad enough when they have braces.

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Cool nose ring, Quinn!

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You look really alternative!

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Yeah, I never realized your nose was so... hot!

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Yo, hi. I'm Dolores.

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I'm doing ten to fifteen for armed robbery.

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What are you in for?

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My head hurts.

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The cops did that to you, didn't they? Bastards.

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Hey, Jane, got any change?

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Hey, Trent, got any shame?
I already gave you all my cash.

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Oh, man. That was Curtis Stalano.

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Who?

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He graduated with us.

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Now he's working in a toll booth.

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You'd never catch me in a job like that.

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Because it falls under the category of employment.

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Hey man, we're artists.

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Who knows where we'll be in five years.

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Still living over your parent's garage?

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Say it, Daria. Whatever you're thinking, say it.

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If you don't, they'll go on like this for hours.

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We've got a vision.

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Eyes on the prize, man.
Eyes on the prize.

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Yeah, and this guy's not about selling out.

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No way.

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'Cause for that to happen, you'd need someone interested in buying.

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Well, someone had to pick up the slack!

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"If you lived here, you'd be home by now. "

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And bored out of your mind.

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Good one, Daria.

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Can somebody open up a window, please?

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Wish I could. All the handles are missing.

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Whoa. Didn't see that one coming.

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Let us know if you do see one coming.

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Anybody else smell peanut butter?

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What am I sitting on?

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Looks like a sandwich... and it's an antique!

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I can't believe it! Gordon and Victoria?

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She's six inches taller than him!

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What's she thinking?

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That peanut butter is making me hungry.

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Killer bee alert!

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Great.

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Hey, Jesse, hand me that map?

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Come here, you stupid... hold still, Daria... you're mine sting boy...

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It stung me!

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He'll never do it again.

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Why didn't I just stay home, where it's nice and quiet and nothing ever happens?

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Stop!

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Oooh! Foxy lady!

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I hate to tell you this,

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but there's a big, greasy spot of peanut buttery goodness on your butt.

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Of course there is.

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Okay, that's a meatloaf, open turkey with fries, box of Frosted Flakes...

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those are pretty small, hon. Just one?

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You're right. Make it five.

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And you?

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Dry toast and tea, please.

201
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I thought you looked depressed. You want a booster seat?

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Five boxes of flakes and one nausea delight!

203
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You kids going to that rock 'n roll shindig out near Swedesville?

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No. We made a wrong turn on our way to Paris.

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You've got a mouth on ya, don't ya?

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Why?

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Ever thought of becoming a waitress?

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What's that smell?

209
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Uck! A skunk!

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Can you rig that glue gun of yours to shoot bullets?

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I'm ready to end my suffering.

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Well, you're not your usually sunny self.

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I've got a bump on my head, a bug bite on my arm, a sandwich on my ass...

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And all in front of Trent.

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Now turn the knife counterclockwise.

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I can't go back out there.

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You go on to Alternapalooza; tomorrow, I'll emerge and begin my new life as a waitress.

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Daria, if there's one thing I know about my brother is that he's oblivious.

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There's no need to be self-conscious.

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Okay.

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Now what are you gonna do about that stain on your butt?

222
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I'm kidding! It looks alternative.

223
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This is like that R.E.M. video, except you can't read anyone's mind.

224
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I shouldn't have had that tea.

225
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You have to go?

226
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There's some trees over there!

227
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What the matter, Daria? You gotta whiz?

228
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What's wrong?

229
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It's Daria. She has to pee.

230
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You have to pee, Daria?

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You can pee behind those trees.

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See those trees? You can pee behind there!

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If I'm not back in ten minutes, don't send help.

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I knew I should've taken ballet.

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Stop staring at me, you squirrel pervert!

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Cool, Daria?

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Yeah. I'm ready for my abuse, Mr. DeMille.

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Hey, I think the traffic's letting up.

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They're not going to make fun of me?

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For peeing in the woods? They're in a band, Daria.

241
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Those boys puke on each other on a regular basis.

242
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That reminds me: you owe me a shirt.

243
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Ugh, stretch pants. Everywhere, stretch pants.

244
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Hey, these are stretch pants! I'm wearing stretch pants!

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They're leggings! They're leggings!

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It's all right.

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Three cheeseburger deluxe, four house salads.

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With oil and vinegar on the side!

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What do you mean, they don't have bathrooms at this thing?

250
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Is this your idea of a joke?

251
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But, babe...

252
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Brittany, how can you be so naive?

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It's strictly portable toilets.

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No way! Gross! Next, you'll be telling me I have to sit on the ground!

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Your turn, Trent. We're up to D.

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I'm going to the picnic, and I'm bringing asbestos insulation,

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brine shrimp, the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney... and a dromedary.

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I'm going to the picnic, and I'm bringing asbestos insulation,

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brine shrimp, the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney, a dromedary, and...

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a Eurocentric view of world history.

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I'm going to the picnic, and I'm bringing...

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My glasses!

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Sorry! Hey, Janey, I saw that one coming.

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Don't worry. I can fix them.

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Need the glue gun?

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Keep that thing away from me.

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You'll miss and glue my eyelids shut.

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There's some tape in the back there.

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Duct tape. Great.

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It's fine. It looks alternative.

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Now my day's complete.

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Wasn't that your cousin back there?

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What?

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What's that smell?

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Fertilizer!

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What do we do now?

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There's a noise wall up ahead. There must be houses behind it.

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Daria, you and Trent stay here; Jesse and I will find a phone and call for help.

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Great plan, huh?

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Outlet shopping!

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Change of plan!

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What is that? A pyramid?

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A mountain?

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A square?

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A clothes hanger! Outlet shopping!

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What chord is that?

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G.

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Nice tattoo. Tribal?

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Maori. I copied it out of Tattoo World's international issue.

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Very graphic, and meaningful.

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Yeah, it makes a statement.

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You know what it is?

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I got a tattoo out of a magazine?

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I got a tattoo out of a magazine.

295
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I guess it's better than trying to copy one off the TV.

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Daria, do you ever feel like maybe you're all wasting your life?

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Only when I'm awake.

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Like, no money, no job, you live with your parents, and you still can't play an open D tuning.

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Well, I haven't had those exact thoughts...

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Maybe I will end up a townie doing Doors covers.

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I mean, who's to say, right?

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Umm, you know, Trent, it takes a lot of guts to go after a dream,

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especially when you know that failure can mean spending the rest of your life playing "L.A. Woman"... in public.

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I guess.

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And even if it doesn't work out, at least for now you're doing exactly what you want to.

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Yeah, that's true.

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A lot of people never even get that far.

308
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I guess I'm not doing too bad.

309
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You know, Daria, sometimes it's hard to believe you're in high school.

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I find the situation unbelievable myself.

311
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You're pretty cool.

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Thanks.

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So?

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There was nothing behind that wall but a cornfield, and the corn wasn't very helpful.

315
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Helpful Corn! That's a cool name for the band.

316
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Even better than Mystik Spiral,

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All right.

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I knew this would come in handy.

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Stop pointing that thing at me!

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Let's go. We can still catch some of the show.

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Uh, maybe not.

322
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Why's everybody going the wrong way?

323
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The concert's over, man.

324
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It was amazing.
Where am I?

325
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Is he all right?

326
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Oh, yeah, he's cool... just, you know, a little sleepy.

327
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Are you my Mommy?

328
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I should really make pancakes more often.

329
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The batter's so sensual.

330
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Like batter, like chef!

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Hi, girls.

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How was the festival?

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Written by Anne D. Bernstein
Transcript by Richard Lobinske
www. outpost-daria. com

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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www. forom. com

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R�ponses au blindtest:

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Fashion Club at Cashman's
Jamiroquai - Emergency On Planet Earth

337
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Quinn and Daria getting dressed
Daft Punk - Around the World

338
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Daria telling Quinn she's going to Alternapalooza
Skunk Anansie - I Can Dream

339
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picking up Daria and Jane
Mad Season - I Don't Know Anything

340
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picking up Quinn
Crystal Waters - 100% Pure Love

341
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driving in The Tank
Angelfish - Suffocate Me

342
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driving in The Tank
Beastie Boys - Root Down

343
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driving in The Tank
Thurston Moore - Ono Soul

344
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Brittany hitting Kevin
702- Steelo

345
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killer bee alert
Beastie Boys - So What'cha Want

346
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Helen and Jake getting frisky
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit

347
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getting out at the diner
Korn - A.D.I.D.A.S.

348
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sitting in the diner
Trisha Yearwood - She's in Love with the Boy

349
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Stacy smelling a skunk
Hanson - MMMBop

350
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stuck in traffic jam
R.E.M. - Everybody Hurts

351
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Quinn and friends at the diner
OMC - How Bizarre

352
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playing picnic game
Cake - Frank Sinatra

353
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Stacy smelling fertilizer
LL Cool J - Going back to Cali

354
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detouring to the outlet shops
The Cardigans - Been It

355
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crowd leaving Alternapalooza
G. Love and Special Sauce - Cold Beverage

356
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crowd leaving Alternapalooza
Atari Teenage Riot - Speed

357
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on the way back home
Lightning Seeds - You Showed Me

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closing credits
Cake - Rock 'n' Roll Lifestyle